Once a glukkon called Fred lived on a hill. 2 hills away lived his friend, Ted! One day Fred wanted to borrow some sugar from Ted so he went down the hill and up the hill and down the hill and up the hill to Ted's house. He got some sugar off of Ted and then went down the hill and up the hill and down the hill and up the hill to his house where he realised he was out of eggs so he went down the hill and up the hill and down the hill and up the hill to Ted's house and took some eggs. then he went down the hill and up the hill and down the hill but before he could go up the hill to his house he tripped over a randomly placed beanie babie and jammed his face on the ground which threw his cigar back down into his throat and he choked on it and died. Anbd that just goes to show you the danger of smoking and also brings up the issue that beanie babieas are health hazards and should have warnings on them: "Do not randomly leave this toy in a place where smokers can trip over it and choke on their cigar." It also tells us the danger of climbing7 and a half hills in one morning if your footsteps can only movey you forward 3 centimetres at a time.
Thankyou for taking time to read this public health warning. Please remember the lessons you have learnt here and if you would like to make the world a safer place for us all then please feel free to send a letter to the beanie babie factory asking them to take precautions to make all there products safer for smokers.
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