[Jacob]

Well, i've done quite a bit of research into it [and did so years ago when first hearing about it] and one article in particular springs to mind. It's one stating how a man can have intercourse with his Dog [he states that the Dog be no smaller than an Alsation]. He mentions about the Dog going in Heat, and practically begging to be sexually relieved by raising its hind in the air towards anybody near it. Also, apparently Dogs can actually have an Orgasm.

'there's no way... absolutely no way a dog would jump on its female owner because she doesn't emit the right pheremones'

Then why exactly do they mount peoples legs? Or toys? Or items of furniture. If you want further proof i suggest you type in animalsex.com and have a lil' mosey into the world of animal lovers.

And on the point of the Dogs penis, yes, smaller Dogs do have smaller penis', but women will tend to do it with bigger Dogs. Yes, the Dogs penis does swell to twice the normal size, but even before then a woman can get off on it. Also, a Dog is apparently well suited for Cunnilingus too.

'Now unless you're like a windsock down there'

Saying that is like saying a woman wouldn't sleep with a man with a 9.5 inch penis. When they would. The only difference between a [straight] man in bed and a Dog, is that the Dog doesn't break wind, turn over and go immediatly to sleep.