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I never went to a school social (dance! who would call it a dance?) for various reasons that I won't go to here (*clears throat, loosens tie, feels uncomfortable*) but I always enjoyed the monday after the event when I would get all the gossip along the lines of who got laid and who would have gotten (?) laid if they hadn't been caught by a teacher. Strange things happen in a social for an all-boys school, especially when they ship in twice as many girls as guys - and yet still some guys go home unlucky!
Eventually the stories would degenerate to a monologue along the lines of (*fast, breathless voice*) "I was standing there and a girl smiled at me and I was going to go up to her when she started to walk towards me but Matt wanted to go outside so I went outside and then I went back inside and saw her again and started going up to her but I needed to go take a piss and I did and when I got back I couldn't see her until I spotted her and she was talking to Trev and she danced with him so I went up to Matt and told him he wrecked my night so he introduced me to sarah who ..."
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Ahhhh! Puberty thank God you and i no longer have to suffer the ravages...
So Nate.. you're Australian and went to an all boys' school?....
Public (what we call private over in Blighty!) school?
Hey! We have a loaded guy over here! Loaded guy!
Lets abduct him and ransom him!!!!!
Either that or it was a similar school to my old 6th form... dun-dun-duuuuuurn... a Catholic Convent School! *CB shudders at the recolection of the nightmare*