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I think he meant how you get the dog involved. Let's just stay it starts with your standard dog leg-humping and it goes from there. Your average dog is hornier than a fourteen year-old so they don't take much convincing.
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He? He? He? I'm a GIRL!
Girls can be dirty too!
Seriously though... doggy stylee would involve the dog being behind... there's no way... absolutely no way a dog would jump on its female owner because she doesn't emit the right pheremones as a bitch in heat.... (she may be a bitch but I'm talking about the dog kinda bitch!)
It would have to involve the edge of the bed and forcing the dog into it which I find wrong... and has anyone actually seen the size of dog's *ahem*?.... Unless it a Saint Bernard... me thinky not that great!