[Nate]

I never went to a school social (dance! who would call it a dance?) for various reasons that I won't go to here (*clears throat, loosens tie, feels uncomfortable*) but I always enjoyed the monday after the event when I would get all the gossip along the lines of who got laid and who would have gotten (?) laid if they hadn't been caught by a teacher. Strange things happen in a social for an all-boys school, especially when they ship in twice as many girls as guys - and yet still some guys go home unlucky!

Eventually the stories would degenerate to a monologue along the lines of (*fast, breathless voice*) "I was standing there and a girl smiled at me and I was going to go up to her when she started to walk towards me but Matt wanted to go outside so I went outside and then I went back inside and saw her again and started going up to her but I needed to go take a piss and I did and when I got back I couldn't see her until I spotted her and she was talking to Trev and she danced with him so I went up to Matt and told him he wrecked my night so he introduced me to sarah who ..."