[Mojo]

I had a rat once. But then I went on vacation, and the person who was keeping after her forgot to add a soft layer of hay. So the rat had to walk on woodchips, which destroyed the soles of her little feet.

As a result, the critter never walked. And the result of that was, well, she became a square rat. Serious. She got this disease, and her whole side was filled with some sort of fluid. Doc said he couldn't do anything about it, and a few weeks later she died.
Threw her into the dumpster...

No really, I was sad, but we had it coming...