Bloomin Heck! This wasn't written around 1st April was it?
Awwwwe! Thats actually rather sad!
They musn't have owned a television either!!... although pre watershed... would you get the idea where the... in the... and... ?
Probably not actually... I bet they had wonderfully passionate nights rolling around on their bed in flesh colour underwear... strategically covering their own and each others more private parts!!!!
