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05-19-2004, 12:54 PM
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Okay, let's try and get this back on topic:

umm...hem...err...'penis explodes'...what to do, what to do...okay here goes...

No one seems to be able to work out how this may have happened. Therefore I would like to enlist all the male members of the forums for a full scientific study. Try and get someone to shag as soon and as often as possible. Alter the following variables:

*Speed of shagging
*regularily of strokes
*relative pressure (use you imagination on how to vary this)
*ambient temperature
*identity of partner

so if your penis explodes, tell us so that we will know what to avoid in the future
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