[Dave]

Thugs in Shorts, Men at Large, Lemonade Stand, Porkchop Samwiches, Mr. Body Massage Machine, Help, I'm a Bug!, Pass the Gravy, That Guy in the Bushes, Call me Al, Tad Pole, Fresh Meat, Forces of Evil, Bozo Nightmare, Phony Gas Chamber, In the Bag, Rerun Shows, Folksinging Slob, Guitar String, Turkey Neck, Stock Car Racer, Cruise Control, Vitamin Deficient, Monkey on a Stick, Drive by Body Pierce, Scone, Smells like Hawaii, Do you Smell That?, Don't You Dare!, Flibbertiggibet, Linens N' Things, I am the Walrus.

One of those has to be good.

I am so cool.

But I think Thugs in Shorts is taken. Or copywrited. Or something.