Sorry! Sorry! It was just a suggestion!
Damn, Shane lost
Anyway, if Aussie Abe does Smackdown will I do Raw?
And finally; Nikki Webster is a frigid (scared of boy contact) flat chested 9 year old tryhard pretending she's fourteen. She looks 9. And her songs suck. I heard an interview on the radio with her, about the gayest song in the world this side of the backstreet boys, strawberry kisses, and she said it wasn't even meant to be real kissing because that might be too *raunchy* for the little ones, lol, they're actually just blow kisses. Pretty funny. How I'd love to throw that little red robot thing that she's in love in off the top of HIAC. Actually that's a good idea!!!
Welcome to Raw is Odd, I'm Shane O Mud, back from my drinking, I feel just a little drowsy, but otherwise completely stuffed, er, okay. Tonight will be very special for all of us, as we are being invaded by a strange creature called Nikki Webster, who makes terrible sounds and doesn't look very good at all. Unfortunately we couldn't catch up withher to book a match, but we found her small robot companion, who is now involved in tonights only event, but a very good one, the entire Organization vs. the robot in a death match!!!
*Robot dude comes out to Strawbery kisses and gets the blue hell booed out of him*
*Federation comes out to huge pop, Bodies plays*
*Shane leaves the commentating desk and joins in the fray*
*Every wrestler beats down on the robot and pulls him apart and places limbs in various places of the ring and do their finishers to him*
*After half an hour the ref declares the wrestlers, the winners*
Feel free to ignore that as part ofd the actual program, just for fun.