Welcome back to smackdown with this Streetfight between Bigface and Umbra Temporis(Umbra).Ding Ding Ding Ding and the match has started.They both break out into a brawl.Then Umbra irish whips Bigface into the ropes,Bigface with a clothsline.Bigface getting out of the ring searching for Bins,Bin lids and Street signs.Umbra is getting on top of the ropes,He is attemting the Flying elbow drop.Bigface sees this coming,He has got a bin.Umbra has jumped and smashed into a bin.Bigface irish whips umbra into the barricade.What's this,He jumped over
the barricade.Bigface attempts to bring him back out of the crowd.Umbra bending down to get something,Bigface storming over to him.Bam.Bigface got smashed in the head by a kendo stick.Bigface now bewilderd.Umbra pulls him into the crowd.Umbra,NO NOT AGAIN.Bam.Bigface has had another shot to head with the kendo stick.Bigface lying on the ground.Umbra,PLEASE NOT AGAIN YOU CAN"T DO THIS ON NATIONAL T.V.Bam.The kendo stick,again.Bigface is nearly out cold.Umbra's attention turns to,ME.Wait a minute your suppose to be fighting him not me .Not the kendo stick please.Bam.Bigface with a street sign to the back of Umbra's head Saving m. ...
TEN MINUTES LATER
Oh i'm okay that bastard used the street sign on me.Someone get me an ice pack.Ouch.Now where were we oh yes the two SOB'S are in backstage in the boiler room.Bam SOB no 1(Bigface)has just irish whiped SOB no 2(Umbra)into the neatly stacked up woodern crates.They are slowly making their way back to the ring.No Umbra's running back to the ring.Bigface right on his tail.Their coming down the ramp now.They are in the ring.Bigface uses ****puts gas mask on**** Big fart bomb.BOOOOM.Umbra is down.He goes for the pin.1,2,. Kick out.Bigface goes out of the ring to get a steel chair.Wait a minute here come Abex and Jae matriz.Both with steel chairs.Excuse me for a minute.****picks up steel chair and runs at bigface for a threesome Conchairto.They all hit him at the same time****.Ah that was sweet.Umbra going for the crossface.He is nowhere near the ropes.Wait a second,Bigface has reversed the crossface for his own crossface.How'd he do that.He is Tapping.DING DING DING DING.
BIGFACE WINS.
30 MINUTES LATER BACKSTAGE IN UMBRA'S LOCKER ROOM WITH ABEX AND JAE MATRIZ
"Why didn't our plan work I mean I run back to the ring so you guys could do your stuff.But I still lost.Maybe I should have used the dark shift,"Umbra says."Yeh"Abex and Jae matriz said at the same time.
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