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05-06-2004, 12:48 PM
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Who started this anyway?
*looks*
Aha! 'Twas Nate_dog_woof!
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hey, don't blame me. I was telling an anecdote, not my personal habits.

Oh, and 127,349 times. *pulls out calculator*

Okay, I'm assuming he is the same age as you have listed sligslinger (15)
let's say he's been doing it every day since he was 11.

now 4 years * 365 days is 1460 days.

divide 127,349 by 1460 is 87 times a day. Seems a bit unlikely.

Even if I got the age wrong and he is actually 51 (so for 40 years) that still means 8 times a day! ouch!



Oh, and some scientists put out a paper a few months ago saying that if you masturbate 5 times a week, you have a significantly decreased risk of prostate cancer. And that doesn't include sex apparently.
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