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05-06-2004, 09:52 AM
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Yes, circumsize-ums (as we so cheerfully dubbed them) seem to be the excessive masturbaters in our humble society. I hear that masturbating regularly enlarges your penis, which is a load of utter bullshit, so people who are desperate to become "men" masturbate more than what's good for them (not that it's good for them at all). People like that one guy who bleeds aswell as cums will not have a healthy (or comfortable) sex-life, of course someone who masturbates as frequently as he probly has never had real sex. Circumsized and non-circumsized people are known to have a healthier and more comfortable sex life if they don't masturbate or masturbate very little, proven fact. I know the feeling, I've ejaculated, but not with my own hand, I don't want to get Mrs. Rosie Palm pregnant, that's just as bad as stereo-sex. and Oddguy, to answer question, it never gets boring...if you've ever felt the sensation then you'll know why these bastards do it so often.
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