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Every single guy at my school masturbates.
Personally, I couldn't live w/ myself if I masturbated as much as they do...I mean, honestly, I have better things to do with my time then pretend to have sex with my hand.
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Sums up my feelings perfectly.
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My ex-friend, Hoover (who's slowly becoming my friend again for some reason), would actually count the times he masturbated, I think he lost count a few months ago because he announced it like he had just lost his favourite pet. I think that, since his first "session" he's masturbated about 127,349 times, by now it's probly increased by about a thousand.
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It's even more lame to count all the times you pretend to have sex with your hand!
Really, masturbating that much can't be healthy.
-oddguy
