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05-05-2004, 12:48 PM
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People do strange thing for self-gratification.

This could be a myth but apparently a few people are killed/injured every year because they tried to test the (untrue) rumour that it is really great to masturbate whilst standing on a chair with a tight noose around your neck. Don't do this at home kids.

Another one I heard that may possibly be true (I havent tested it) is to grab ahold of the top of a door frame, pull yourself up so that your feet are off the floor, press your penis against the side of the doorframe and flap your legs in and out. Personally I don't get the physics of that, let alone the biology of why it would be great but as I said, people do strange thing for self-gratification.
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