[Sal the Mudokon]

I just don't understand how such a cool map could be made with such poor distances. Every part of it could be taken as absolute truth, but it's obvious that the area that Abe, alone, covered on foot could not possibly be the distance covered on the map in the time alotted. Which is why I've come up with a new theory. Abe can teleport... and they thought it would be cool if they never told us... like it was left out of the FMV's... oooh yeah.