A. He crosdsed the road to open a theoretical Flibth-dimensional rift so he could summon a Gargel monster from the outer-dimensional bog world of Mij. See, crosdsing is a process by which small flightless fowls can open theoretical Flibth-dimensional rifts. It involves drawing occult patterns on a road with weasel blood, then using a Thran artifact, self-powered of course, to pinch spacetime and effect an anomaly known as Glibstein's Portal, a tear in the fabric of the multiverse.
Q. Can Ann Neely spell cross?
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