[Disgruntled Intern]

Apparently, I have cancer.

It's testicular, which oddly enough is a good thing.

It's got the highest 'success rate' compared to every other form of cancer, and rarely spreads.

Unfortunately, in my case, it may have. The majority of my time is now spent at work and specialists. I know I just got back and all, but I probably won't be on as often now. This doesn't mean you can revert back to your idiot ways. If anything, it means you better be good little boys and girls.

Think of me like a big pissed off santa. I only come around every so often, but I know what you're up to.

Like I said in the subject line, I don't mention my personal life on the forms much, but this is something you all need to know.

I'll be around. Drop me a line if you know I'm fond of you. Otherwise, leave me alone.