One point I'd like to... point out. The one thing you got wrong was that the Midget Pirates were going to the Sandwich Isles, to pillage the giant Ham Farm. But I'll give you that one. And extra points for awesomeness, and for knowing so damn much about the band. Yes, that is how Encino is spelled.
"Well I remember my first day of junior high,
I had hairspray in my hair and my pants were way too tight.
And all the breakers and new-wavers and the rockers and the preps
would all be in their places on the front lawn or the steps.
I hung out with some punker kids who used to make me laugh,
got thrown in the dumpster by some rich kids near the caff.
Now as time went on, we had figured out it was totally uncool
to eat the welfare lunch provided by the school.
So in poseur punker fashion we just mooched off all the kids,
and lived by eating candy bars and bags of nacho chips."
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Step right up and shoot pasties off the nipples of a ten-foot bull dyke! Win a cotton candy goat!
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