I feel like a need for a cathartic release... here goes... *CB cracks knuckles in anticipation of the the tirade to follow*
I hate (or rather... dislike intensely...hate is a very intense word!)...
The fact that...
I don't like using the word hate!
I feel the need to apologise to everyone for being me.
I am three stone over weight!!!! (Again!)
I don't like "me" very much... I can be a bit of a sh*t.
I should have a 3 year old son/daughter's looking up at me from a photo on my desk but... I don't.
I can't get over the above!
I had a really bad time at Uni. (Raisin you know what I'm on about!)
I don't have a real job!
I still live with my parents because of the above!
My sister is so much more attractive than me... (I got ASS Attractive Sister Syndrome!)
My boyfriend still hasn't told me how he feels about me after nearly 6 months!
I'm in love with my boyfriend but can't tell him because of the above!
Aaaaaaaarrrrrrgh!
Better... much better!
Thanks for that!
Edit: Oh... and that Cha-Cha-slide track... Aaaaaargh! No! No! No!
Phew... aaaand relax!