1. A small elephant weighs fiddy pound. You forgot to say how old it is, so my answer is right no matter what!
2. -1
3. You may well be, but don't worry. Psychologically, you're probably quite a bit older than most of them. Ha ha.
4. Cheese.
Now it's my turn!
What is the airspeed of an unladen swallow?
What is the capital of Assyria?
How would I say "Ties suck" in binary code?
What's your favorite color?
Why not?
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