Alcohol is for people who have shit lives. Face it if your life was good then you wouldn't be drinking any alcohol at all.
Cigarrettes, well lets face it, if you need cigarrettes then you probably need nicotine gum. Kick the habit you rancid peon. I don't want to sit next to someone who smells like smoldering paper and dried leaves.
Drugs, your life must be either crap or shallow. It is possible to enjoy yourself without being stoned you know.
And why is lindsey back?
