Hmm. Of course, I've wondered about these things. Not getting drunk, I never plan to do that, but these other things. Actually, I assume I will drink, but I don't intend to ever get drunk, nor do I have any interest in cigarettes or other drugs. They're just useless. People don't need them. They kill. But anyway.
I don't think you have to be very old to fall in love. In fact I know firsthand that you don't. I'm only fourteen, and I'm absolutely tunnel-vision, head in the clouds, arrow through the heart in love.
Driving, R-rated movies, and getting a job are probably reasons two, three and four on my list of reasons why I want to grow up. And they are all tied together. When you can drive, you can go to a job and get money to go see R-rated movies. It's the ring of power.
Sex. Hmm. Sex. Gee. I wish I knew. No comment.
So, there's my opinion on these things. Unfortunately, the only one I've actually experienced is love. Oh well. To use a somewhat clicheed but still completely true and wise quote, "All you need is love." There ya go.
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