[ClaireBear]

Good morning campers!

Bon-jour! Gutten tag!

BTW... the reason I didn't and don't post over the weekends isn't because I was scared off but because... my PC no longer has t'internet access at home! I'm at work at the mo and as its Easter holidays there's nothing doing so get ready for more CB! I know you guys will be really pleased to see my return!

This whole thing started because I don't like being told off by administration or moderators... I don't like being wrong... especially 15 minutes after registering! And the reason the whole age thing started is because... put simply...I can't believe you guys are the age you proclaim to be... so I was cage rattling to make some of you confess... so to speak! Sadly it didn't work... nor was it funny (apparently!) but looking around the forum this is one of the longest non-OW threads and a lot of people have reconciled a lot of issues on here... like over-reaction.

Death... I don't normally frequent ukSalsa... my home is SalsaMAFIA whose server has gone tits up... so me and my arch nemesis "Darkmoves" are beating three shades of shit out of each other in different scenary! (You guys thought I was a freak... check out DM's handywork!) He and I do so because both of us have current jobs well below our abilities so we engage in a bitching battle just to keep our brains from running out of our ears!

And Death... I will always come back as me! Because its in the rules fool! No multiple personas!... Besides I'm getting very used to my tag as a complete nutter... you will find I'm extremely useful in certain situations... I'll let you know when I've figured out those situations!

Ferill... who is Lindsey?

There are a Hell of a lot of other things I want to say directly to people but I can't remember what it was and to who... and I'd be in danger of *a dark cloud forms above the OW forum, lightening strikes and a rumble of thunder breaks the erie silence*... multiple posting!!!!!! *Gasp* Dun-dun-duuuurn! Which I'm not going to do because i ain't into malicious rule breaking... I'm bored with the revolution now! (I'm sure the French didn't have the same problems as me at drumming up support!)

Just to let you all know that I'm still kicking around if anyone fancies kicking lumps out of someone! :-* Frickin smilies! %&*£* f**^&£y $%£^!!!!!!!

On second thoughts! ...This is an additional edit!

Death... Where do you get off?... Oh I know... You get off on belittling people from the safety of an avatar!!

Are you related to my mate Des? (As you've been stalking me... reading my posts on other forums... you should know who he is!) Both you and your lap dog Ferill want to learn to chill... Some people have behaved amicably in this situation you have not... I don't want an enemy but continue in this vain and I'm afraid I'll have to go after your balls like a... a... a... rabid paramite!!!!!

*Very unhappy CB*

I was going to give you the benefit of the doubt but rereading what you've posted... I'm shocked.. no.... not shocked sickened.

Can't we all just get along?