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Have you noticed that most Geography (or social studies--whatever) teachers always seem to be high, old, or total dicks?
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all of my geography teachers have been old AND dicks. I got jibbed that I never got a high one.
EDIT: now that I come to think of it there was the teacher who threatened to jump out the 3rd floor window if we didn't shut up. And he couldn't understand why that didn't work.
More classroom pranks (not limited to April 1st):
wink epilepsy: like wink murder but one person winks at the rest of the class and whoever (s)he winks at must imitate an epileptic fit without the teacher noticing what is going on.
Another one is to decide as a group before class three rarely used words (eg ingress, masticate, mammaries). The challenge is to use these words in as natural a manner as possible so that your teacher (and anyone not in the game) doesn't realise. Bonus points if you use all the words together in one sentence. Once someone uses a word it may not be reused. If all the words are used up early, feel free to pass notes around with more words.