Hmmmmm. Usually I'd dismiss this thread like I did in the past with the thirty or so other threads with the same intentions. However, as I have realised, some "special" Oddworld related names have been taken by dormant members. Normally I wouldn't care, but these names are actually names that impersonate personalities from Oddworld Inhabitants. Which can cause confusion. It's lucky Alf signed up so soon, because I know he wouldn't have been able to at present.
I'll think this over a bit more, and listen to some more opinions. But I'm generally heading in the direction of what Mac just suggested
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