A1: Gophers!
A2: Because the hamsters told him to (Evil creatures, those hamsters...)
A3: Because you have a rabid chipmunk in your pants.
Q1: Who put a rabid chipmunk in Brew Master's pants?
Q2: What are those beavers doing in my sock drawer?
Q3: Where can I find talking toothbrushes?
Q4: When is Pine cone day?
Q5: Why do I wish Poke'mon was real?
Q6: How did I actually tell you that?!?
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