[the brew master]

A1:cause im in your house
A2:cause he's a white dog with black spots
A3:cause they aren't tigers and lions they are aliens from mars trying to take over the world
A4:look at the answer above
A5:cause your poor
A6:cause your one of the aliens from mars trying to trick us
A7:look at the answer above
A8:cause the cow jumped over the moon

Q1:why did the cow jump over the moon??
Q2:why are the aliens from mars trying to take over the world