[Dave]

Howdy, folks!
Ever have something really really really annoying happen, but you couldn't complain about it cuz no one would listen?
Ever do something that you later regretted, and wish you could make up for it?
Well, that sucks.
But! As an alternative, you can post and questions, complaints, or confessions right here!
Enjoy!

Remember that posting here will not solve all of your problems.
Also, there is no guarantee of satisfaction when posting has been completed.
Furthurmore, it is not likely that anyone will sympathise or offer advice, but be thankful in the event that you get any response.
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