OK, I've decided not to torture so here's the run-down.
I decided to make the first episode take place before Smiley went insane. Smiley's life is based off mine; he lives in an always rainy and miserable neighborhood and has to constantly baby-sit his bitchy little cousin who's always nagging him for something. Eventually Smiley cracks after being forced to watch Dragonball Z with his cousin and runs into the bathroom in an attempt to commit suicide, there he finds the Macabre Monthly Magazine where he reads the incantation that sells his soul to the devil. I don't want to spoil it for ya, but rest assured that it will rock every brand of socks there is!
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