Everyone has tacky "hopes 'n dreams." So quit being such a shy bastard and share 'em.
- Experience a meal with fine french wine and cheese.
- Quit my high school job in a rude and flamboyant manner. I hate working at a grocery store.
- Cast a vote for a party I can actually believe in.
- Publish an indie comic book.
- Live in a studio apartment in some large city for an unspecified amount of time.
- Make a succesful video game.
- Settle down with the girl of my dreams for some white picket fence American dream shit.
- Become good enough at a video game so I could compete in a tournament and actually pose a threat.
- Travel to Japan.
- Retire and move to Arizona.
- Become dictator of a small, third-world island.
- Conquer Nova Scotia with my army of malnourished third-world slave children.