Ok, you're looking for someone who can draw dinosaurs, Dipstikk. You coulda just said that in the first place and saved a lotta confusion. I can't draw worth crap. And I should know-- I'm a qualified crap appraiser. Just bring in your crap and I can tell you how high a quality it is. Or, if you want to sell an item, I can give you a good estimate of how much crap it is worth. My shop is on the corner of Dung and Feces in Crapton, in the province of Crap, in Craponia.
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Step right up and shoot pasties off the nipples of a ten-foot bull dyke! Win a cotton candy goat!
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