[Nate]

A1) That's what happens when you shop at the Discount Ferret Store - you should have gone to Ferrets 'R' Us.
A2) cos (s)he's a teacher. It goes with the chalkstains and bad dress sense. They probably teach it at teacher's school.
A3)Well it is actually a little known fact that the word 'STUPID' was actually coined by the great Sir Isaac Newton to describe his father in law Lord Edmund Pharnesay. It comes from the Greek word 'Stup' (roughly translating to 'sub-normal') and 'Ed'; making Stup-Ed which later was corrupted to stuped and then stupid. Not much is known about Lord Edmund but it is thought that Sir Isaac's odium for the man comes from his Lordships inability to fulfill his promises regarding his daughter's dowry because of a number of bad business decisions of the "Coal to Newcastle" variety. In any case, it is a truism that all Ed's following Lord Edmund have been able to be described by the word stuped. ps I can only assume that your name is 'ed' based on the bad grammar and sheer lack of clarity in your question.
A4) Sorry to break it to you but Pikachu isn't real, just like Santa.


Q1) Sort of a similar one but: Why does everyone named 'Sam' or 'Sammy' or 'Samy' piss me off, but not of they are called 'Samuel'?
Q2) Why would parents tell their kids that Santa is real, when they are just going to be devastated when they find out the truth?