MOM news bulliten
A slig stands balancing his microphone on the palm of his hand. suddenly he drops it and it crashes to the floor making static noises to wake the dead. The slig jumps about a metre into the air and grabs it and shoves it to mis mouth.
"Magog on the march, news to give ya the blues! Splat - the awsome fanfiction writer - reports story production down? NO!"
Splat: "It aint my fault! There aint no chapters anywhere! No chapters means no story! No story means no moolah! AND IT'S AL THAT BOOMIN ENGLISH TEACHERS FAULT! *CRIES*"
Slig: This highly original message brought to you by laquameety! If you're beat just eat the meat!(Anyone claiming that this news reportis not highly original will be shot and then put in solitary confinement for a month)"
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