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03-07-2004, 02:11 AM
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3. Power

With fossil fuel reserves diminished, Glukkons decided to find more natural form of power. The three main types that were successful were:

1. "wheels of wonder inc.": Using Muds the same way hamsters, this company encourages Muds to be useful by running non-stop in a large wheel. The encouragement is provided by sligs saying "I'll beat ya if ya don't. So run ya lil' bastrich!"

2. "Para-power(c)": Company product description: 'Get a herd of paramites on treadmills connected to a generator. Place a mud on a tether at one end. Let nature take it's course! (WARNING: Paramites might be too fast for certain treadmills. To prevent Mud deaths, use slow paramites)'

3. "Scrab-screen power co.": 'When you need more power, why not use what's avalible. Take an alpha-scrab and let him try to eliminate his reflection while generating enough power for all the bulbs in your factory! Our company provides the scrab, generator, and mirror for a low low price!'
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