[oddguy]

Society in Ruins...

...after several million pale-skinned, overweight men wearing glasses and Red Dwarf T-shirts stormed out of the basement apartments of their parents' houses and took to the streets with burning torches. Government officials were pulled from their cars and beaten to death by the throngs of madmen, who had apparently spent years exercising the strength of their good arms, giving them the ability to thrash men to death with their quick, repetitive jabbing motions.

The mob also singled out children for reasons they refused to explain, taking great delight in causing substantial psychological, physiological and physical damage to them.

Seriously funny, hobo.