[SeaRex]

...several million pale-skinned, overweight men wearing glasses and Red Dwarf T-shirts stormed out of the basement apartments of their parents' houses and took to the streets with burning torches...

"This is the holy Shiite month of Muhara, the most sacred time of the year," said Majid Pourreza, pointing a plastic laser blaster into the air. "Ptyoo! Ptyoo!"

"This is a momentous occasion," says top American administrator L. Paul Bremer. "The Ruling Goathead will rule all with a swift hoof of cruel justice. Those who oppose the Goathead will be reported to one of the local governing wizards who serve under the unblinking vigilence of the Goathead's lidless Goateye, and will be forced to carry all disputes into the holy Thunderdome. Two men enter, one man leaves. All hail the Goathead."

What a great site, hobo.