[Statikk HDM]

Magicians have to be some of the biggest scam artists out there. Not only do they get rich performing b.s. "magic" they're tight-lipped liars. They always try to keep up that mystical aura and trick people into thinking they've got superpowers. When television artists show them for the pompous hucksters and windbags that they are they cry like little bitches. Guess what, magicians, your act just got WRECKED. The only people more demented than magicians are the people who find their trite acts entertaining. What a bunch of slack-jawed dupes! They're paying good money to see a guy give them a big 'ol mindscrew and they love every minute of it! I'm very happy to see the magic t.v. special wane in popularity.Hell, it used to seem that there would be one of these pieces of trash on every weekend!