Oh well, you know. I do hear that on a daily basis, but I suppose you could just say I'm modest.
Just for the smell of it, here's a list of fun words, some from weebl and bob, some I made up myself:
Anal Vapour
Titty Biscuits
Arses
**** Socks
Cunty Mints
Velcro Face
Plastic Vicar
Poop eyes
Asshead
Bumfog