[Wolfpac]

Wolfpac: Hello everybody. Live from the Grand Hall of Odd and for the 2nd time in the Oddworld Forums History, welcome to the 2nd Annual Oddworld Forum Poster Awards. And I would like to thank Abe Babe and all of the mods for their great job in running this place. And I would also like to thank our master of ceremonies and band leader oddguy for all of the great music we have tonight. oddguy Everyone.

oddguy: Hey, cool cats, Tonight we are going to swing this building like there’s no tomorrow.

Wolfpac: Thanks oddguy
And a shout out goes to The Red Muse for dressing up as a giant Fuzzle - The mascot for tonight.

The Red Muse: Murr hum hurr muur

Wolfpac: And serving drinks all night will be GrigtheSlig by the bar. I hope you have enough alcohol for everyone here.

GrigtheSlig: Sure do. I had to hijack a truck to get all of the booze, but there will be no way of running out tonight.

Wolfpac: Ha ha ha. Thanks GrigtheSlig
And Now, on to the Awards. Can I please have the envelope will all of the categories on them thank Mini-hobo

Mini-hobo walks out on stage just as Alcar come out from behind the curtain and kills Mini-hobo.

Alcar: Bwa ha ha ha. The Oddworld Forum Poster Awards will be mine. I am taking these awards hostage. If anyone doesn’t vote for me then they will end up like Mini-hobo

Wolfpac: Security.

Alcar: Hey wait, what are you doing, you should be in fear of me. Hey let go.

Wolfpac: Let’s thank head of security Seargentbig for his great work.

Seargentbig: Hey, no problem, But call me “The Macho Latin Amigo”

Umm,.. O.K, Now on to the
The 2nd Annual Oddworld Forum Poster Awards.
But before we get started you must first have…

THE RULES
1). One lot of votes per poster.
2). You can not vote for yourself.
3). Do not tell other people to vote for you, if you do, I might consider taking your name away from the awards.
4). Please tell me if someone tells you to vote for them. (Even though I know no-one will dob someone else in)
5). Awards can be submitted by either posting in this thread, PMing me, or emailing me.
6). Do not post updates. That would spoil half of the fun. So there is nothing stopping you from counting yourself, but please refrain from posting updates.
7). If you win an Award, you are not allowed to swap it with another one.


THE NOMINATIONS
The Oddworld Forums New Comer of the Year:

The Oddworld Forums Official Mascot:

The Oddworld Forums Best Role Player:

The Oddworld Forums Best Artist:

The Oddworld Forums Best Writer:

The Oddworld Forums Most Annoying:

The Oddworld Forums Funniest Poster:

The Oddworld Forums Insane Poster:

The Oddworld Forums Best Topic Creator:

The Oddworld Forums Best Advice Giver:

The Oddworld Forums Best Old Dude:

The Oddworld Forums Best Couple:

The Oddworld Forums Member Who'd Make a Good Moderator:

The Oddworld Forums Most Under Rated Poster:

The Oddworld Forums Most Eccentric:

The Oddworld Forums Most Liked:

The Oddworld Forums Dearly Missed Member:

The Oddworld Forums Most Respected Poster:

The Oddworld Forums Most Meaningful Poster:

The Oddworld Forums Most Dedicated Member:

The Oddworld Forums Member With The Best Oddworld Knowledge:

The Oddworld Forums Administrator/Moderator of the Year:

The Oddworld Forums Most Valuable Poster (MVP):


TOPICS EXPLAINED
Well most of you guys should understand every category, but this is just to clear things up

New comer of the year:
Must of been here for under 3 months and have under 500 posts. Anyone who has over 500 post in 3 months would be well known enough to be known as a newbie
The Oddworld Forums official mascot:
Which Oddworld Forums Member would you choose to be as the face of The Oddworld Forums?
Best Old Dude:
Needs to be a poster who has been here over a year
Best Couple
Two members who are known as a couple. They can be known for being lovers, fighters or just good friends

ONE LAST THING
Well that's it folks, all of the information is set out in front of you. And the 2nd Annual Oddworld Forums Poster Awards are on its way. So it's time to get voting. Remember votes can be submitted via PM, email or posting in this thread. And if there are any questions feel free to PM me. I know that this may seem like it is a Popularity Contest, but remember, it's just a bit of fun.

O.K voting will close on Thursday the 26th of February (round about's) so get voting. And remember, If you don't get a vote, don't worry, it doesn’t mean that your not popular, it means no one likes you... umm... knows who you are. (Yeah that will do)

So get voting and see you on the 26th. And Remember, Have Fun, and don't forget the little people.