Actually, one reason: He's a pussy. I used the other examples to justify my claim. Wrangling to get into the National Guard, as softcare as it gets, then punking out and braggin about things you never did is the worst kind of pussyism(yay for neologisms!) that I can think of.
Reason Number 2. Suspiscious driving records. Not only does Bush have 2 D.U.I.s under his belt, he had his Tesas driving record number changed to 3, which terminates his Texas driving record. Can somebody say fishy?
P.S., I'm gonna fight for that free sack of doorknobs, dammit!
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R.I.P. H.S.T.

I wanna have El Scrabino's man babies.
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