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A free sack of doorknobs? Excellent!
Reason Number 1: He's a big pussy. He went AWOL from the National Guard, didn't show up for physicals, and still had the temerity to brag about training he didn't recieve and missions he couldn't have flown because his model of aircraft was phased out.
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That was 3 reasons. You're only supposed to give 1 reason.
