Forget that, he's getting a tonka truck, some cap guns, a couple hundred plastic soldiers and a shiteload of firecrackers. Trust me, after a couple rounds of cops-and-robbers and he sees a silver salute blow up a honeydew mellon in 4 seconds flat he'll come around.
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R.I.P. H.S.T.

I wanna have El Scrabino's man babies.
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