You know how scary that is? What if you're hangover wore off and you really you were NOT screwing a ten but some beast that doesn't even register on the Hot chart(tm.) Or what if your dick didn't stop swelling for hours and somebody busted in on you? And jerking of would be really uncomfortable, you'd have a gigantic would for almost an hour and no amount of sweatpants and geometry books is going to hide the fact. And how would you pry yourself free? Get some warm water and k-y jelly?
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R.I.P. H.S.T.
I wanna have El Scrabino's man babies.
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