[Statikk HDM]

Did you ever take a crappy job with a bitch of a boss because you desperately need the money? Well, it happened to me and it SUCKS ASS!!!!! Every one of my co-employees in the kitchen except Tony is a little bitch of a gamer with halitosis and they don't bathe because they are weak to soap. My boss is this old maid ofa battle axe who couldn't get laid in a money whorehouse with a sackful of bananas.(Thanks, Spade.) She's always on my case and yelling at me for everything. Since everyone in the back is such a lazy cocksucker I have to do the work of two or three people with no pay increase! Oh, and did I mention that the job is sub minimum wage?