[Splat]

A. Don't read this, just run!

Q. I told you not to read this and to run! Why are you running? Why are you still reading this?
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! MONKEYS ARE COMING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD AND ALL YOU'RE DOING IS SITTING THERE, READING THIS!!!! CAUSE YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME! AND NEITHER DID THEY!!!! BUT THEY ALL DIED IN THE END! AND SO WILL YOU! THEN YOU'LL ME SORRY! SORRY YOU DIDN'T BELIEVE ME! BUT THAT DOESN'T MATTER CAUSE I'LL BE LOCKED SAFELY INSIDE OF MY MONKEY-PROOF CONCRETE UNDERGROUND BUNKER AND WHERE WIL-L YOU BE? I'LL TELL YOU WHERE, OUTSIDE THE BUNKER BEGGING ME TO LET YOU IN! AND YOU'LL BE SORRY! YOU'LL BE SORRY FOR NOT BELIEVING ME! BUT I WON'T CARE, I WON'T LET YOU IN AND YOU'LL ALL DIE AND IT'LL BE YOUR OWN FAULTS! YOUR. OWN. FAULTS! DIE NON-BELIEVERS, DDDDDDDIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!