I laughed so hard at that joke, Fac!
Here's some more, but very lame might I add. You'd think the internet would supply better MJ jokes, but this is the best I could find.
Michael Jackson was on a ship with 100 cub scouts when it hit an iceberg and
started to sink. The captain announced, "We're sinking! Everyone abandon ship!"
Michael Jackson asked, "What about the children?"
The captain replied, "Screw the children!"
Michael Jackson looked around eagerly and said, "Do we have time?"
Q: Why was Michael Jackson spotted at K-Mart?
A: He heard boys' pants were half-off!
-oddguy
