OMG!!!!! How the hell could I forget? I'll tell you why, it's because it wasn't in my school calendar, in which I put everyone's birthday. Blame the Microsoft address book for that, because I'm innocent, although I will gladly let Peter pussywhip me at times of his convenience.
I remember Swordy's birthday today, at least. Then he admitted to me he has a crush on Jonny, and I proceeded to mercilessly decapitate and defenestrate him.
I'm soooooooooooooorrrrrry Peter.
