Dyslexia does not etend to replacing "th"s with "d"s. I've even decided to start a chain letter on it, in fact.
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Today, a disease is spreading in society. Officials such as myself have dubbed it as "Internet-lingo-itis".
Symptoms include the complete forgetting of ones written language. This is changed to "dis", right is changed to "rite", any given "o" may become a "u", and worst of all it is a spreading conflict. innocent children are being inroduced and influenced by wannabe internet 1337ists. It creates a false dilusion of coolness.
Through my extensive research, I have concluded that it most commonly affects those who think they are cool, or have a limited sense of netiquette. Most likely, the person does not even say "dis" or "dat" in real life, but thinks of it as a stylistic and linguistic form of writing on the internet.
Thats right folks, this contagious disease promotes the useage of mispellings and utterly incomprehensible internet lingo. Remember, this is a SERIOUS disease. Please donate to the Internet-lingo-itis foundation, so we may help stop this dreaded disease. Also, for each person you forward this on to, 3 cents will be donated to the ILI foundation and you will be blessed with beautiful girls of your dreams, eternal good luck, a random wish, and you will personally be sent $785.9234882 by Bill Gates.
Thank you for your time.
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You know, I think that may actually be an overqualified chain letter. There's proper grammar and all. Heck, we should actually all send that out as a joke, maybe it would spread...