[Cloverfield]

Yeah, I found one on someone plotting to rob banks, and another guy who caused a major road fatality and passed it off as being an accident.

I found the lame ones to be the most funny, like not wearing underwear, planting porn on people's computers, and loving to piss all over things.

I'm addicted to Pocky.

Goddamn, that cracked me up more than any of the sexually related ones did. I couldn't stop laughing. It's just the whole lameness of the confession.

But nothing beats this one ...

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I have a fear... of EGGS. I know it's silly and my girlfriend makes fun of me saying I have EGGNAPHOBIA. But I have had this problem my whole life... EGGS actually scare me. When people talk about omlettes for example, I feel sick in my stomach... I physically cannot touch EGGS as I get shivery and feel ill and if I see someone eating an EGG sandwich I get a nervous twitch (always in my right eye) and I literally have to leave the room. Even the smell of EGGS makes me feel faint.
I think it's because EGGS are from chicken's butts and that always deeply disturbed me as a kid... I think it developed from there. I have issues

OMG ... that is just the funniest thing ever!!! *imagines some guy like scared of eggs*

Abe Babe...